One of the things I really enjoy is doing a segment that puts a smile on your face and to be honest there has been far too little of that over the past six weeks.

So as we end an April filled with heart break, sadness, doom and gloom plus lousy weather here is something that was sent to me yesterday from a friend and while not really designed for radio I’m going to convert it anyway.

The title is HOW TO SPEAK TO WOMEN DURING QUARINTINE:

Dangerous- What’s for dinner?

Safer-          Can I help you with dinner?

Safest-         Where would you like delivery from tonight?

Ultra Safe-  Here, have some wine.

Dangerous- Are you wearing that?

Safer-          You look good in brown!

Safest-         WOW! Look at you!

Ultra Safe-  Here, have some wine.

 

Dangerous- What are you so worked up about?

Safer-          Could we be overreacting?

Safest-         Here’s my paycheck.

Ultra Safe-  Here, have some wine.

 

Dangerous- Should you be eating that?

Safer-          You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Safest-         Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

Ultra Safe-  Here, have some wine

 

Dangerous- What did you do all day?

Safer-          I hope you didn’t over-do it today.

Safest-         I’ve always loved you in that robe!

Ultra safe-  Here, have some wine.
As always stay healthy my friends!