Shawn’s Top Ten Turkey Day Quotes [LIST]

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Shawn Michaels' Top Turkey Day Quotes 

"I Can't Cook a Thanksgiving Dinner. All I Can Make is Cold Cereal and Maybe Toast" ~ Charlie Brown

"Thanksgiving Day, Man - Not a Good Day to Be My Pants" ~ Kevin James

"She's Not Pennsylvania Dutch" (Sue Moll Thanksgiving Reference -Listen Below) ~ Sue Moll

"We May Not Have it All Together, but Together We Have it All" ~ Anonymous

"Good Mashed Potato is One of the Great Luxuries of Life" ~ Lindsey Bareham

"I Suppose I Will Die Never Knowing What Pumpkin Pie Tastes Like When You Have Room For It" ~ Robert Brault

"An Optimist is a Person Who Starts a New Diet on Thanksgiving Day" ~ Irv Kupcinet

"Thanksgiving Dinners Take 18 Hours to Prepare. They are Consumed in 12 Minutes. Half-times Take 12 Minutes. This is Not a Coincidence" ~ Erma Bombeck

"Vegetables are a Must on a Diet. I suggest Carrot Cake, Zucchini Bread and Pumpkin Pie" ~ Jim Davis

"Pie Makes Everybody Happy" ~ Laurie Halse Anderson

"Thanksgiving: Bringing Out the Best in Family Dysfunction Since 1863" ~ Unknown

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*several quotes found courtesy of countryliving.com

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