Questions That Might Keep You Up At Night

Over the years I have never been afraid to “borrow” someone’s content that I find interesting to share with you.  I do not present it as an original as in this case it’s from something called The Cvillean which frankly confuses me but so do a lot of things these days.  The title is “46 thoughts that keep me awake at night” and for time reasons I’ve selected 20 of them including others in the comments section of the post.

• If you decide that you’re indecisive, isn’t that being decisive?
• If there’s an exception to every rule, doesn’t the exception to that rule mean there are no exceptions?
• Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town or his pony Macaroni?
• What exactly is a hacky, and why does it have to be in a sack?
• If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
• Who was in the kitchen with Dinah?
• If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
• How do you know when you’ve run out of invisible ink?
• Why is it called a driveway when all you do is park on it? Why is it called a parkway when all you do is drive on it?
• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
• Why is it called a “sun room” when you build it to be in the shade?
• Why do people always put in their two cents if it’s only a penny for your thoughts?
• Why can you drink a drink but not eat an eat?
• If you’re at a restaurant and you are waiting for the waiter aren’t you the waiter?
• Isn’t reading a self-help book defeating the purpose?
• Do twins ever think about which one of them was not planned?
• What is the youngest age at which a person can die of “old age”?
• Just who is Pete? And why do we have to do things for his sake?
• What is the speed of dark?
• Isn’t a slug just a homeless snail?