Here in Jersey, we know bagels. Others have tried to duplicate our bagels and usually fail miserably. And how can you tell when someone isn't a bagel expert? Just watch them try to cut one. Usually they either end up with a lopsided, crumby mess, or they end up in the ER. So have these folks come up with a better way to slice a bagel?

I saw the headline to this article and thought that maybe someone had discovered the perfect, accident proof bagel strategy.

And then I actually scrolled through and read the article. Go ahead, click here to check it out for yourself.

My conclusion?

Wow, are these guys overthinking it!

In my humble opinion - if you need to spend more time stenciling, outlining, and planning how to cut your food than actually eating it, you're putting way too much thought into it.

And don't even get me started on those bagel guillotines!

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