No Problem, Officer…
On my way to work this morning, I got pulled over. I nervously started searching for my documents as the officer approached my car. It was foggy, but I could clearly see he was gorgeous. A beautiful man in uniform. Yay! What a nice way to start the day!
I quickly checked my lipstick….lowered my window…looked up at him and smiled…and then it happened. “Can I see your license and registration, ma’am…?
Ma’am. It’s official. I’ve become my mother.