No Problem, Officer…
So it finally happened. I knew it would someday. A girl can only hide from the truth for so long.
On my way to work this morning, I got pulled over. I nervously started searching for my documents as the officer approached my car. It was foggy, but I could clearly see he was gorgeous. A beautiful man in uniform. Yay! What a nice way to start the day!
I quickly checked my lipstick....lowered my window...looked up at him and smiled...and then it happened. "Can I see your license and registration, ma'am...?
Ma'am. It's official. I've become my mother.