So it finally happened.  I knew it would someday.  A girl can only hide from the truth for so long.

On my way to work this morning, I got pulled over.  I nervously started searching for my documents as the officer approached my car.  It was foggy, but I could clearly see he was gorgeous.  A beautiful man in uniform.  Yay! What a nice way to start the day!

I quickly checked my lipstick....lowered my window...looked up at him and smiled...and then it happened.  "Can I see your license and registration, ma'am...?

Ma'am. It's official.  I've become my mother.