Alternative Names To “Gov. Chris Christie Way”
News 12 New Jersey is reporting that a new Morris County road will be renamed "Governor Christ Christie Way", but we thought of some other creative and just as effective options to consider.
There may come a day when people forget about the image of Christie enjoying a beautiful day on Island Beach State Park, but that day isn't today.
He held nothing back while in office, and we don't imagine him holding anything back now.
It's the Democrats' fault. It's the media's fault. It's our fault. It's your fault. But it's never his fault.
Just like the government, you never know when this circle will shutdown.
His infamous "get the hell off the beaches" quote still reverberates on this street name alternative.
The road might be closed, but he's the only one allowed on it!