Top 5 Possible Causes For Today’s Tremors

There's an awful lot of snow throughout New Jersey right now. And in the days since the historic storm, temperatures have caused a lot of the snow to melt en masse.

Maybe all of the accumulated snow on everyone's roofs melted enough to slide off at exactly the same time.

Earlier this week, Governor Christie created controversy when he responded to a student who pressed him about leaving the state amid heavy flooding following the storm by saying "...want me to go down there with a mop?"

Maybe he thought better of it and decided to pitch in. I mean there was a lot of water, maybe the shaking and rattling was the governor jumping in to mop the mess up singlehandedly.

Ok, I'm just going to put it right out there - I've had strange experiences in this area before that I theorize could be caused by testing at the many military installations in Ocean and Burlington Counties.

A newfangled fighter jet sure is a convenient explanation, but what if it's more nefarious?

Speaking of which...

Mulder & Scully are back on TV. "The X-Files" are back in fashion. We have strange sounds and the earth shaking.

Coincidence?

She's baaaaaack.

Snooki is back at the Jersey Shore with a camera crew in tow. Maybe the tremors were all of Seaside Heights screaming in horror at exactly the same time.