Jimmy G's 5th Grade Suspension From Central School In Wall, NJ

"What idiotic things is Jimmy doing at school today?"

Those were the questions my parents would be asking themselves on a daily basis...

I was never a "bad" kid, I went to school every day, and I like to think most of my teachers enjoyed having me in class, but I was notorious for hitting someone in the head with a thrown crayon or typing "boobs.com" in the search engine of the classroom computers. I didn't go to school to learn, I went to school to laugh and have conversations with friends. This is why I did many childish-asinine things that frequently made the principal "call home"...

I should clarify, most of these things happened in elementary school. I like to think I somewhat matured in intermediate and high school... but not really. I had a 1.4 GPA heading into my senior year, if it wasn't for my English teacher Mr. Johnson saying, "You would be good doing radio and TV", I would probably be sleeping in a dumpster somewhere... Thank you, Mr. Johnson! I'll always appreciate you...

I can't get off track, this article is about me getting suspended in 5th grade. The year was 2005 and I was a student at Central School in Wall Township, New Jersey.

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One random day, after running around like a crazy person on the playground for recess, I was called into the principal's office. At that point, my life was never going to be the same. Seconds into being interrogated by the principal, I got suspended from Central School. I was suspended for "Saying dirty words and using inappropriate hand gestures." The suspension was 24 hours but my 5th-grade self thought the world was ending. I started packing my bags when I got home, I thought I was going to be sent away...

You might ask, what dirty words was I saying, and what inappropriate hand gestures was I performing? To be honest, I don't remember, I actually don't think I said or did anything wrong. I think it was a total setup by the entire Central School administration. It was all hearsay! Literally, this principal was getting his facts from my 5th-grade peers?!?!

Don't get me wrong, there were a few things I deserved to get in trouble for but inappropriate hand gestures?!? I WAS IN 5TH GRADE!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME?!

For some reason, whether it was true or not, I felt like the Central School principal was always out to get me. It was probably 5th-grade paranoia. That being said, this principle was a total tool, and he was eventually found bullying other teachers and aides. He was unceremoniously relieved of his duties a few years ago... I hope he is reading this...

Most importantly, I hope you and your family are having a safe and healthy school year! Wishing all the teachers, students, and parents a great 2022! Summer we'll be here before you know it! - Jimmy G

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