New Jersey Doesn’t Stand Much Of A Chance In An Alien Invasion

We have some bad news for people in New Jersey in the event of an alien invasion. This is not the state you want to be in

You Don't Want To Be In New Jersey For An Alien Invasion

The government has become much more open about UFO information that had been kept from us for years and decades.

If all the new videos and eyewitness accounts have you spending more time thinking about the possibility that aliens are real, you are not alone.

And if aliens are real, then that opens the possibility that they are not here for pleasant purposes, which leads us to the invasion.

The Odds Of Surviving An Alien Invasion In New Jersey

GigaCalculator crunched some numbers to determine which states had the best chance to survive an alien invasion.

Personally, I think the space creatures would get a taste of our unfiltered New Jersey attitude and leave us alone, but the numbers do not back my theory.

Based on several criteria, including population and landscape, it was determined that New Jersey is not the perfect place to be in the event of an alien invasion. 23 states have better alien invasion survival rates than we do.

Why New Jersey Won't Survive An Alien Invasion

The best state to be in is Virginia, and one of the biggest problems with New Jersey is one we've been dealing with for decades. The congestion and traffic don't give us a great chance for an escape route.

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So, in the end, it's the New Jersey traffic that's going to get us. We survive taxes, potholes, EZPass, and Sandy, and we can't get past the alien invasion because they never added that lane to the Garden State Parkway.