The funniest thing you’ll ever see in a men’s room

Restaurants and bars have had mild fun with their restrooms over the years. Like when a place at the shore will label their women’s and men’s rooms “gulls” and “buoys.” A mild chuckle at best.

But not long ago I saw something in the men’s room of a New Jersey bar that truly made me laugh out loud.

Mainbrook Tavern is a fun and friendly place at 90 Wilson Avenue in Manalapan. They have outdoor seating, good food, live bands, and trivia nights on Wednesdays. They also have a sense of humor.

When I walked in the men’s room, I didn’t notice at first that it wasn’t just framed artwork on the walls. It was framed artwork on a mission. An embarrassment mission (in good fun).

Look above this urinal.

See it yet? Okay, take a closer look. It’s not only made to look like a window with someone looking in…

That someone looking in is a female and look what she’s holding.

A magnifying glass!

It’s quite obvious what’s implied here. Oh, but they were far from done.

Here’s another “window” over a different urinal.

Two women this time peeping in and the one on your right seems to be, let’s say, sizing you up with her thumb and index finger not very far apart.

Above yet another urinal is this lovely lady staring in through the fake window with a measuring tape.

Okay, one more.

Someone is pulling out a camera to take a picture. Should we assume for blackmail or is this one finally impressed?

By the way, if it seems weird to pull out a phone and start taking pictures in a men’s room, you’re right. It is. But there was no one else in there but me and I just had to share this clever decorating.

I have no clue what’s in the stall. Maybe I should go back.

Opinions expressed in the post above are those of New Jersey 101.5 talk show host Jeff Deminski only.

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