Alternative Names To Gov. Chris Christie Way

News 12 New Jersey is reporting that a new Morris County road will be renamed "Governor Christ Christie Way", but we thought of some other creative and just as effective options to consider.

1
Beach Day Drive
There may come a day when people forget about the image of Christie enjoying a beautiful day on Island Beach State Park, but that day isn't today.
2
Big Mouth Way
He held nothing back while in office, and we don't imagine him holding anything back now.
3
Blame Lane
It's the Democrats' fault. It's the media's fault. It's our fault. It's your fault. But it's never his fault.
4
Bridgegate Blvd
Enough said.
5
Shutdown Circle
Just like the government, you never know when this circle will shutdown.
6
Get The Hell Off This Avenue
His infamous "get the hell off the beaches" quote still reverberates on this street name alternative.
7
Closed Road
The road might be closed, but he's the only one allowed on it!