10 Very Funny New Jersey Beach & Boardwalk Reviews from Yelp

I'm always saying I love living here at the Jersey Shore. I live, work, and play in the greatest place and appreciate everything about New Jersey and Ocean County.

We have the best beaches, New Jersey's beaches are the best with the boardwalk and soft sand, you can't beat it.

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I love asking listeners what they love about the Jersey Shore on social media, we get some of the best responses. The website Yelp, reviews anything from restaurants to beaches anywhere in the country, they can be good reviews or bad reviews.

Recently, Yelp had some really funny reviews of some of our favorite beaches and boardwalks here in New Jersey. These are just to funny not to share.

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Some had me laughing at loud, these are from New York and Pennsylvania. These are out of state visitors coming into our home and some are just plain hilarious, thanks the sand is VERY clean in New Jersey:

"We should have the freedom to roam and be naked without paying for beach access." AND "Seagulls and their poop creations were the dirtiest part of the Jersey Shore beach. At least the sand was pretty clean!"

Aaaah yes, the NEW JERSEY debate every time summer comes around, paying for our beaches. We are the only place on the world where we have to pay to use our beaches. I know, I know I don't agree either. They should be free, but we have lots of New Jerseyans that say, our beaches are the cleanest, because we pay for them. Is that true? I've been on some pretty clean beaches in Florida?

Seagulls seem to be a big deal for beachgoers because they were mentioned the most in the reviews I saw. Jocelyn from PA pointed out that "seagulls and their poop creations were the dirtiest part of the Jersey Shore beach. At least the sand was pretty clean!"

Some of these are common sense, these are funny...What are people thinking?