Why Does Seaside Heights, New Jersey Want To Be Something It’s Not?
Did you ever have a friend who's hell-bent on changing everything about themselves? They're always on a diet, they color their hair on the regular, they can never decide on an outfit for the big date...I want to tell that friend (let's call her Seaside Heights) that she's great just the way she is. Sometimes being the fun, gritty girl with a story makes her better than great, it makes her perfect just the way she is. Even with that pep talk, Seaside Heights still wants that facelift.