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Move Over Beyonce, There’s A New Bump In Town! (Maybe)
Beyoncé's baby bump might be on every gossip site's front page, but she might have to make room for a new baby mama!
InTouch Weekly is reporting that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with her first child.
The magazine claims a 'close source' confirmed the pregnancy and that "She’s already having kooky cravings...
X Factor Disappoints
The ratings weren't what a lot of people thought they might be for the premiere of X Factor, even though 12 million viewers isn't bad. It got me thinking though, between X, The Voice and Idol, are we getting overloaded on the singing competition shows...
Did The ‘Roast Of Charlie Sheen’ Go Too Far?
Last night marked two major steps in the saga known as Charlie Sheen's life...Ashton Kutcher stepped in to replace Charlie as his character was finally 'killed off' on Two and a Half Men...and more importantly, we finally got to see the Roast of Charlie Sheen on Comedy Central...
Top 5 Summer News Stories
Here are the summer's top 5 news stories.
Susan Lucci Blames Exec For AMC Cancellation
All My Children star Susan Lucci unleashes her fury about the cancellation of the long-running ABC soap in a blistering epilogue just added to the paperback edition of her book, “All My Life: A Memoir.”
Women Are Better Drivers Than Men
Every fiber of man-ness in me is begging me not to admit this, but after another summer of watching beach traffic come and go, I think I have no choice. Women ARE better drivers than men. I saw so many men getting bent out of shape over nothing and doing ridiculous things on the roads
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IXP Default Template v1
Sending the new IXP Default Template v1 back to the past to the date of 10/26/1985 from the future.