Hold the Sprinkles...


1. The anniversary of a birth.

2. The day of a persons birth.

3. A day marking or commemorating the origin, founding, or beginning of something.

4. The festivities or celebration marking such a day....at least, that's what the dictionary says.

Happy Birthday?  Bah...humbug.  I've finally reached  the age where the lying begins.  I'm turning 39 tomorrow.  LIE

I'm turning 49 tomorrow. BIG LIE

I'm turning 50 tomorrow. LIE!  51? LIE! 52. LIE!  Stopping here would be a lie.

My name is Joanne, and I am a liar. 

There is good news.  English women have a tradition.  Never reveal your age.  They consider being asked offensive.   I'm moving to London.

Happy Birthday to me.  Let the fibbing and losing of legal documents begin.