Tonight’s The Night
Tonight’s the night for watching a Holiday Favorite but we’re not talking Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer.
At 10pm, EST, on CBS, get ready for The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.
Guys, I know what you’re thinking. I’ll tell her I’m just watching it to see Maroon 5 perform. Right. Nice try.
But it’s OK, we get it. What girl doesn’t want to look like a Victoria’s Secret Model, walking the runway, looking as perfect as it gets in the most fabulous lingerie ever?
Ladies, watch if you must, but before we start judging ourselves and comparing our normal bodies to some of the most beautiful women in the world, just remember this…
…While you we’re having Thanksgiving dinner, they were in the gym.
…None of them have eaten solid food for weeks.
…They may be smiling, but they are cranky and hungry.
…The live for the moment the show ends and will be knocking each other over trying to get at the cake.
Did someone say cake? Now I’m excited. Where do I sign up?