Jess Sager will sleep when she's dead. When she's not writing and editing for Popcrush, she's jotting down ideas for Life2PointOh, insulting celebrities for I Don’t Like You In That Way, correcting spelling and interviewing musicians for Planet Verge, taking care of Cash Cash for Audio Crush PR, performing stand up comedy, tweeting and texting as "Future Lucy" for Dating Rules from My Future Self, flexing, or writing bios in the third person. Jess loves baking, butter, the New York Jets, heights, and anything with an engine. She finds vegetables and flat shoes particularly offensive. Jess graduated with honors and a B.A. in journalism and media studies from Rutgers University, because at the time it seemed more lucrative than studying to be a ninja. She's currently reevaluating her life decisions and patiently waiting for Gerard Butler to lift that pesky restraining order.